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Steal a Brainrot Update 64 Is Confirmed for August 29 (Roblox Event Link Live) — Plus Every Update 63 Bee Lucky Block Brainrot With Real Income and Cost Numbers — August 25, 2026

Update 64 has a date, a Roblox event link, and nothing else. The wiki page is a stub with three question marks where the main features go. That is the entire content plan Sammy has committed to publicly. But the Bee Shop wiki page now reads "Inaccessible for purchase. Will be removed soon" — meaning the Bee Event that has been running since Update 61 (Aug 8) almost certainly wraps when Update 64 drops on Friday. That gives you four days to finish anything Bee-related. This post fills the gap the BloxGuides blog missed on Update 63 (Aug 22), which shipped 7 new brainrots exclusively through the Bee Lucky Block: Beavo Potto (Brainrot God, $315K/s), Honey Honey Narwhal, Rosatops Triceratino, Syrup Samurai, Motorino Bumbino, Pop Pop Petalini, and Orchidox at $155M/s and 100B cost. Every income and price below is straight off the wiki via the MediaWiki API this morning. Update 64 speculation is grounded in what the wiki actually says — the machine chronology (previous Los Traders, next Taco Merchant), the "will be removed soon" language, and the Roblox event ID that is live but empty. No invented brainrots, no invented rarities, no guessed drop rates.

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Last Verified: August 25, 2026. Every date, brainrot income, brainrot cost, rarity, Honey price, and Roblox event ID below is pulled directly from the official Steal a Brainrot Fandom wiki via the MediaWiki API this morning — the Update Log, the Update 63 page, the Update 64 stub, the seven individual brainrot pages (Beavo Potto, Honey Honey Narwhal, Rosatops Triceratino, Syrup Samurai, Motorino Bumbino, Pop Pop Petalini, Orchidox), the Bee Shop page, the Queen Bee Event page, and the Codes page. Update 64's actual content is not on the wiki because Sammy has not shipped it yet — every speculation below is labelled as speculation. No invented brainrots, no invented rarities, no guessed drop rates.

Update 64 has a date, a Roblox event link, and nothing else. The Steal a Brainrot Update Log lists it under "Future Updates" with an August 29, 2026 release date, a working Roblox event URL at roblox.com/events/3516478684657746520, and a Main Features cell that literally reads "???". The dedicated wiki page for Update 64 is a stub. That is the entire content plan Sammy has committed to publicly, four days out.

But the wiki does show one thing that changes the calculus for what you should be doing between now and Friday. The Bee Shop page now reads, in its status field, "Inaccessible for purchase. Will be removed soon." The Bee Event has been running since Update 61 dropped on August 8. It has bled through three updates. The "will be removed soon" language plus a new update Friday adds up to the same conclusion any veteran SaB player would reach on their own: the Bee Event almost certainly wraps when Update 64 lands.

So the honest read on today is two things at once. Update 64 itself is a black box — anyone telling you what is in it is guessing. But the four-day window before it lands is not a black box, because Update 63 (which we did not cover on the blog when it shipped Saturday) added seven new brainrots exclusively through the Bee Lucky Block, and if the Bee Lucky Block goes away with the rest of the Bee Event, that is your last window to fill in the Bee-exclusive part of your collection.


TL;DR — What Is Actually Confirmed

  • Update 64 release date: August 29, 2026 (Friday), per the Steal a Brainrot Update Log.
  • Roblox event link: https://www.roblox.com/events/3516478684657746520 is live and points at Update 64.
  • Update 64 content: Unknown. The wiki's Main Features cell for U64 reads ??? and its dedicated page is a stub. Do not trust anyone claiming otherwise.
  • Bee Shop status: "Inaccessible for purchase. Will be removed soon" — per the wiki. Read: Bee Event is winding down.
  • Update 63 shipped: August 22, 2026. New Bee Lucky Block, plus a Bee Base and Bee Flying Gear, plus 7 new brainrots — 6 Secret and one Brainrot God.
  • New Brainrot God: Beavo Potto — $315K/s at $75M — only from the Bee Lucky Block.
  • Top Bee Lucky Block pull: Orchidox — Secret — $155M/s at $100B.
  • Only live shared code: BESTBRAINROTEVER → La Vacca Saturno Saturnita (Secret). No new code with Update 63 or the U64 announcement.

Sammy has done exactly one thing on the public record to tell players Update 64 is coming: he registered a Roblox event page for it. The Update Log now carries this row under Future Updates:

Name: TBA
Update: Update 64
Date: August 29th, 2026
Link: https://www.roblox.com/events/3516478684657746520
Main Features: ???

A Roblox event link is not marketing. It is an actual Roblox platform artifact — the same thing that gets used for verified releases like Adopt Me holidays, PS99 events, and every past Steal a Brainrot update on the log. Every Past Update row on the SaB Update Log has one. Registering the event page for U64 four-plus days before release is the platform-level signal that the date is real.

What is not confirmed is anything about content. The Main Features cell contains three question marks. That is Sammy telling the wiki editors, and by extension the community, that there is nothing to write down yet. If you see a leaks video with a brainrot list, a mutation name, or a "confirmed" event theme for U64, check whether it's sourcing anything past that ???. Between the Update Log status and the Update 64 wiki page being a bare stub, there is no publicly confirmed content.

Why the Bee Shop's "Will Be Removed Soon" Line Matters

Here is the wiki edit that actually shapes what you should do between now and Friday. The Bee Shop wiki page — the article for the five-brainrot Honey vendor Sammy added in Update 61 — now carries this status line at the top of the infobox:

"In the game (Inaccessible for purchase. Will be removed soon)"

Two things to read into that, both with support from the wiki itself.

First: the shop's chronology block lists its "next machine" as Taco Merchant, and Steal a Brainrot's Taco Tuesday merchant only appears when the current limited-time machine leaves. That is how the Los Traders → Bee Shop → Taco Merchant transition works in the game's own metadata. If the Taco Merchant is next in line, the Bee Shop is on its way out.

Second: the Bee Event started August 8 with Update 61. It got extended through Update 62 (August 15) with two more Secrets in the RNG Machine, and again through Update 63 (August 22) with the Bee Lucky Block and 7 new bee-themed brainrots. Three consecutive updates on the same event is already unusually long for this game — the Brazil Event (Update 12) and the Rainbow Mutation (Update 4) both ran shorter. Update 64 landing on the exact day the shop is "will be removed soon" is not a coincidence.

The practical read: whatever you were planning to do with Honey, the Bee Lucky Block, or the Bee Base, do it before Friday. Nobody outside Sammy's dev group can guarantee the Bee Lucky Block survives Update 64, but the wiki is telling you loudly that a piece of Bee content is being pulled.

Update 63 — What Shipped on August 22

We covered Update 62's Rebirth 19 launch on August 16, but Update 63 landed the following Saturday while the BloxGuides blog was on a Grow a Garden Harvest Moon run. Here is what the Update Log records for it:

  • Bee Base — a new base skin. The Base page counts 26 total base skins in the game across Classic, Limited-Time, Mutation, and OG buckets; the Bee Base is a Limited-Time bee-themed skin tied to the Bee Event window.
  • Bee Flying Gear — new gear entry. The Gears page treats gear as items you buy from the gear shop with Cash to steal or defend brainrots. Bee Flying Gear does not yet have a dedicated wiki page — it is only referenced in the Update Log row and the Bee Shop area, so any specific speed number or cooldown you see quoted is not wiki-sourced.
  • Bee Lucky Block — a new Lucky Block variant that pulls exclusively from the seven new brainrots below. The Bee Lucky Block wiki infobox flags it "Honey" rarity and shows both a Default and Premium sprite. Its listed cost value is $400M with an alternate 50 Honey price, though the exact split between Honey buys and Cash buys is not fully documented on its stub page.
  • 7 new brainrots — all obtained from the Bee Lucky Block only.

The seven brainrot pages themselves are all in the wiki with income, cost, rarity, and image sourced from their infoboxes.

The Seven Bee Lucky Block Brainrots — Full Table

Full stats straight off each brainrot's wiki page. Cost is the buy-in when the brainrot spawns; income is per second. Every row is Bee Lucky Block only — none of these appear in the base shop or the RNG Machine.

#BrainrotRarityIncome ($/s)CostNotes (wiki)
1Beavo PottoBrainrot God$315,000/s$75MChipmunk/squirrel sitting in a dirt-and-leaves box. The only non-Secret in this batch — the rest are all Secret.
2Honey Honey NarwhalSecret$950,000/s$237.5MBlue narwhal head with yellow accents. Wiki caption ribs Digi Narwhal for having better income at lower rarity.
3Rosatops TriceratinoSecret$3.1M/s$715MGreen triceratops whose horns are replaced with thorns; flowers on head.
4Syrup SamuraiSecret$6.7M/s$1.1BWiki page explicitly dates it 22/8/2026 (Update 63 launch day).
5Motorino BumbinoSecret$16.5M/s$2.2BRobotic bee fused into a motorcycle. One eye, six legs, two wheels.
6Pop Pop PetaliniSecret$62.5M/s$15BSmiling rose with a shooter mouth. Wiki page prose says 65.2M/s in one line but the infobox — which is the field the wiki treats as canonical — says 62.5M/s.
7OrchidoxSecret$155M/s$100BThree-petal orchid with yellow rings around its head. The top pull.

Two things worth calling out from that table.

First, Beavo Potto being the only Brainrot God is not the flex it sounds like. At $315K/s it is the lowest-income brainrot in the entire batch — every one of the six Secret brainrots pays more, several by orders of magnitude. Beavo Potto is a rarity-collector's brainrot, not an income brainrot. If the reason you are opening Bee Lucky Blocks is cash flow, a Motorino Bumbino at $16.5M/s or an Orchidox at $155M/s wildly outperforms it.

Second, the wiki has an internal contradiction on Pop Pop Petalini — the prose paragraph says 65.2M/s, the infobox says 62.5M/s. When wiki fields conflict, the infobox is the field editors keep aligned with in-game data, so we quote 62.5M/s. If Sammy or the wiki changes it, we will re-verify.

Orchidox at 100B: Is It Worth Buying?

Orchidox is the headline pull but also the wallet spike. $100B is not casual. To ground that number in what other Secrets cost right now, here is the top of the Bee Shop lineup that has been up since Update 61:

  • Bumbatron — Secret — the top Bee Shop buy. Costs 400 Honey or R$9,999.
  • S'more Serat — Secret — 200 Honey or R$4,999.
  • Queen Bee — Secret — 100 Honey or R$2,499.

Orchidox is not sold for Honey. It only drops from the Bee Lucky Block, which itself is bought with Honey (and, per its wiki infobox, has a Cash price around $400M). That makes the true cost of Orchidox not just the $100B buy-in when it spawns — it is the pile of Bee Lucky Blocks you have to burn to see it drop in the first place. The wiki does not list the drop chance on the Bee Lucky Block stub page, so anyone quoting a percentage is guessing.

Practical way to think about it: if the Bee Lucky Block is going away with the rest of the Bee Event on Friday, Orchidox is one of the two big pieces of Bee-exclusive content whose "obtain window" plausibly closes with Update 64. The other is Beavo Potto (the Brainrot God). Every other Secret in the batch is still obtainable from a Bee Lucky Block during the window — the shorter the window, the more each block matters, so save your Honey for the Blocks themselves rather than spending it on Bee Shop restocks you already own.

The Bee Shop Cleanup List (Update 61 Holdovers)

Separate list, worth doing before the Bee Shop finishes going inaccessible. The five Honey-priced Secrets Sammy added with Update 61's Bee Event have been sitting in the Bee Shop for three weeks. If you still don't own them, they are the cheapest Secrets you will ever have access to:

  • Conetto Morsetto — 20 Honey (or R$499) — the cheapest Secret in the shop.
  • Honey Honey Bear — 40 Honey (or R$999). Not to be confused with the Bee Lucky Block's Honey Honey Narwhal — wiki explicitly disambiguates them.
  • Queen Bee — 100 Honey (or R$2,499). Also unlocks the Queen Bee trait during the event.
  • S'more Serat — 200 Honey (or R$4,999).
  • Bumbatron — 400 Honey (or R$9,999). Wiki notes this is the only one that historically has not instantly sold out, thanks to the Robux price wall.

Note the wiki's own explainer that the Bee Shop is "a reskin of Santa's Shop" and that its next-machine slot is Taco Merchant. Same event pattern as Christmas 2025's Santa's Shop closure: shop goes inaccessible, machine slot rolls to Taco Merchant during the transition, next themed shop takes over on the next major update. That is exactly the state the Bee Shop is in right now.

What Update 64 Could Be — Grounded Speculation Only

Everything under this heading is inference from the wiki's current state, not a leaked feature list. If you want the honest read on what Update 64 could contain, work from three data points the wiki actually shows:

1. The event chain is ending, not extending. The Bee Shop is going away. Sammy could technically add a fourth Bee update, but the "will be removed soon" language on the Bee Shop wiki is a much stronger tell than any Discord teaser. Update 64 is more likely a new event / mutation / limited-time machine than a Bee Event Part 4.

Historical precedent from the wiki's Past Updates list: after the Bloodmoon Event, the game rolled into Rainbow. After Rainbow, into Candy. After Candy, into Lucky Blocks. Each theme change came with a new mutation, a new brainrot batch, and a new limited-time shop. Every three-to-five updates the theme resets.

2. Update 64 falls on a Friday, not a Saturday. The Past Updates column shows the standard SaB update cadence is Saturday releases. Update 61 (Aug 8), Update 62 (Aug 15), Update 63 (Aug 22) were all Saturdays. Update 64 landing on August 29 is a Friday. That is a deliberate off-cadence choice by Sammy — the last time he pushed an update off the Saturday cadence was around the Bloodmoon extension. Off-cadence updates historically correspond to larger releases, not smaller ones. Not a guarantee, but a pattern.

3. Rebirth 19 shipped in Update 62 (August 15). That is one week before U63 and two weeks before U64. Sammy has historically staggered Rebirth releases — Rebirth 12 was Update 7, Rebirth 13 was Update 9, Rebirth 14 was Update 11, and Rebirth 15 was Update 15. Two-to-four updates between Rebirth bumps. Update 64 being just two updates past Rebirth 19 is on the short end of that gap — possible but not the base case.

What that adds up to: the base case for U64 is a new limited-time event + machine replacing the Bee Shop, likely with a new mutation and a new batch of brainrots. Rebirth 20 is possible but not the most likely single feature. Anyone selling you specific brainrot names is guessing past what the wiki shows.

The Four-Day Plan

Concrete list of what to actually do between today (Monday) and Friday's release. In order of importance:

  1. Finish the Bee Shop. Any of the five Honey-priced Secrets you don't own, buy now while the shop is still marked "in the game." Bumbatron first if you have the Honey; otherwise start with Conetto Morsetto at 20 Honey and work up. The wiki's own status line says the shop is being removed — do not wait.
  2. Convert Honey to Bee Lucky Blocks. If the Bee Lucky Block leaves with the Bee Event, the seven Update 63 brainrots become non-obtainable. The two most likely to sting to miss are Beavo Potto (Brainrot God) and Orchidox (top-income Secret in the batch).
  3. Do not overspend on Bee Lucky Block Cash prices. The block has a listed Cash cost around $400M per open. That is real Cash you could be routing into RNG Machine pulls, base upgrades, or Gear Shop items that will still exist next week.
  4. Do not buy the Robux-Only Bee Shop tier for a brainrot you already own. The Bee Shop's Robux prices (R$499 to R$9,999) are efficient only if you don't have the brainrot yet. Duplicate buys are dead Robux.
  5. Hold off on Rebirth 19 if you're one rebirth short. Rebirth 19's Grief Shield gear (from Update 62) already applies. There is no wiki-confirmed Rebirth 20 feature yet, but if U64 does include Rebirth 20, having Rebirth 18 unspent leaves you closer to the next tier of shop unlocks.

Codes Check — August 25

Steal a Brainrot's Codes page is unusual by Roblox-game standards: it lists exactly one shared code, and Sammy famously has not added a new one in months. Re-verified against the wiki this morning:

  • BESTBRAINROTEVER — grants La Vacca Saturno Saturnita (Secret). Still active. No expiry listed.

Everything else on the wiki's Codes page falls into two buckets. The first is "limited stock" merch codes like ILOVEFOOD123, PIZZAISYUM, IMANEGG — these all state "limited stock" and are almost certainly claimed out. The second is "randomly generated" codes for merch buyers (Festive 67, Boppin Bunny) — unique per buyer, not shareable. Neither bucket helps someone reading a blog post.

The wiki's own trivia section documents the drought directly: "there are currently no new codes in the game since Sammy has not added any more yet" and "Despite Sammy saying on the week after the code feature was added that he would 'add some new codes for taco tuesday', there are still none for everyone to use, currently nearing 5 months since then." If Update 64 breaks that streak, we will update the Steal a Brainrot codes page that day.

FAQ

When exactly does Steal a Brainrot Update 64 release?

August 29, 2026, per the wiki's Update Log Future Updates row. That is a Friday — off the game's normal Saturday cadence. Sammy has not posted an exact hour; historically SaB updates go live between mid-morning and early afternoon US Eastern time.

What features are in Update 64?

Not publicly confirmed. The wiki's Main Features cell for U64 reads ??? and the dedicated Update 64 wiki page is a stub. There is a live Roblox event link (roblox.com/events/3516478684657746520) but the event page itself does not spoil content.

Is the Bee Event ending with Update 64?

Not officially confirmed by Sammy, but the Bee Shop's own wiki page now reads "Inaccessible for purchase. Will be removed soon" and its chronology field points to Taco Merchant as the next machine. That is the same pattern that closed out prior limited-time shops. Treat the Bee content as time-limited between now and Friday.

What are the new Update 63 brainrots?

Seven, all from the Bee Lucky Block only: Beavo Potto (Brainrot God, $315K/s at $75M), Honey Honey Narwhal (Secret, $950K/s at $237.5M), Rosatops Triceratino (Secret, $3.1M/s at $715M), Syrup Samurai (Secret, $6.7M/s at $1.1B), Motorino Bumbino (Secret, $16.5M/s at $2.2B), Pop Pop Petalini (Secret, $62.5M/s at $15B), and Orchidox (Secret, $155M/s at $100B). Full stats in the table above.

What is the Bee Lucky Block drop rate?

Not listed on the wiki's Bee Lucky Block stub page. Anyone quoting a specific percentage is either data-mining privately or making it up. We will update this section if the wiki publishes an odds table.

What does Bee Flying Gear actually do?

The wiki does not have a dedicated Bee Flying Gear page — it is only mentioned in the Update Log row and the Gears index. Numbers for its speed, cooldown, and duration are not wiki-sourced right now, so we are not printing any. When a page goes up we will link it.

Is there a new code for Update 63 or Update 64?

No. The wiki's Codes page has not added a new shared code, and it explicitly notes Sammy has not released a new one in months. The only currently working shared code is BESTBRAINROTEVER for La Vacca Saturno Saturnita.

Should I spend all my Honey before Friday?

Yes, on things you don't already own — the Bee Shop is being removed and the Bee Lucky Block is likely to be pulled with it. Duplicate Bee Shop buys are wasted Honey. The five Secrets in the shop range from 20 Honey (Conetto Morsetto) up to 400 Honey (Bumbatron).

Will Beavo Potto and Orchidox still be tradable after Update 64?

The wiki does not currently list Bee Lucky Block brainrots as untradeable, so they should behave like other Secrets. Being unobtainable from a removed source does not automatically make a brainrot untradeable in SaB — older event brainrots like Strawberry Elephant still trade. If Sammy locks trades on any specific U63 brainrot we will update this post.

What was Update 62 again?

Rebirth 19, the new Grief Shield gear (takes one griefer hit before shattering), two RNG Machine additions (Candini Fluffini and La Fuse Machine), and timer removal on all Lucky Blocks. We covered it in full in the Update 62 launch guide.

Sources

All data verified against the official Steal a Brainrot Fandom wiki on August 25, 2026 via the MediaWiki API:

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